Look at you! You have decisions to make! But you are so popular! And everyone else reads. So boring!
We relate. Here is a list of book spoilers for science fiction and fantasy books and others so you can feel like king of the party.
Always know what everyone is talking about! Art by Kate Beaton. A drink is just a drink until you can imagine it flash-freezing due to lack of nucleation sites within the glass.
Now you can party chat with the best of them!
The Next Best Thing
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To withdraw your consent, see Your Choices. All spoilers are sorted alphabetically by author! Catching Fire : Katniss and Peeta win. Mockingjay : Katniss and Peeta win.
Let us never die. Make everything kind of boring as a result.
You are. A little bit. Little Brother : LOL u hav n0 rights. Makers : Makers are neat. For the Win : Online economies are neat, too. Homeland : LOL u still hav n0 rights. Steven Erikson Gardens of the Moon : Who are all these Malazan jerks, and why are they fighting an ice troll giant from back in time? Life is suffering. Deadhouse Gates : Where did the jerks from book one go, why is there so much sand, and how come everyone is ten animals?
Life is massacre. Memories of Ice : My favorite jerk from book one is back, with way more new jerks! Life is grief. House of Chains : Whoa, this new Karsa Orlong jerk is really tall. No one does not hate this desert. Life is slavery. Although this one economy-destroying jerk is pretty charming.
Why is this jerk covered in coins?
See a Problem?
Life is fire. I think the coin-guy was a metaphor. Life is metaphor.
Toll the Hounds : Mostly about dogs, who are jerks. Adorable lop-eared jerks. Life is dogs. Dust of Dreams : Everyone walks forever, and everything is miserable, and no one will survive the crushing weight of our history of atrocities.
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Life is bummer. The Crippled God : The bad guy was the victim the whole time. Life is worth living despite all the jerks.
Neil G aiman Neverwhere : London is made of under-culture.
Stardust : Stars are made of snark. The Graveyard Book : Your family is made of ghosts. Coraline : Your mother is made of buttons. American Gods : Gods are made of stories. Anansi Boys : Gods are still made of stories.
The Sandman : Everything is made of stories.
The next best thing book spoilers gone
The Ocean at the End of the Lane : Anyone who tells you they know what this is about is lying. A Crown of Swords : That point in your quest where you take a break to do side-quests? The Path of Daggers : Summer finally ends and everyone starts heading back to school. Crossroads of Twilight : The novelization of the computer desktop spinny wheel.
Knife of Dreams : The cannon becomes canon.
Especially Rand, who almost destroys the world. A Memory of Light : The end. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe : Or is this the first one?
Prince Caspian : Seriously, which book is the first book? The Silver Chair : Puddleglum is Jesus. The Last Battle : Everyone is Jesus. George R. Martin A Game of Thrones : Ned dies. Dragons are real. A Clash of Kings : Renly dies. A Storm of Swords : Robb dies.
what gets you hooked
Catelyn dies. Shae dies. Tywin dies. Catelyn reverse-dies. A Dance With Dragons : [Highlight for actual spoilers] Daenerys gets so bored she straight up leaves the book halfway through. I mean, they all seemed to be heading that way at the end of the last book… A Dream of Spring : No. There is no happy ending to this.
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