Shows off the ring. How long before it starts getting annoying? Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do!
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We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music. Ross: Take it from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name. Monica: This baby has got everything. She opens up the binder to the locations chapter.
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First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage. Ross: And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Ross: Oh my God!
Of course, of course. To the class. Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Does anyone want to come to the movies? Monica: A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing.
Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding. Joey: sitting up from the couch Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? Holds up one.
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Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up! Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding? Chandler: Definitely roses. Monica and Rachel exchange a look.
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Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him. But Lilies are the clear choice. Joey: sitting up again Guys! You gotta let me nap! He pushes open the door to find the duck.
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch. What the hell is in that face cream? He walks into her room and feels the bed. He pulls back the comforter.
He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.
In his head. Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. The vicar?
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Her loins were burning. Reads on in silence. This is a dirty book! Continues to read.
Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table. Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. Cold beer.
She goes into her room. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman. Woman: Great! Calls down the hall Dad! Her old father walks in. She walks away. Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy! Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen. Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.
Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink. Geller: All right, enough! Under his breath Good luck, Chandler. Chandler takes another drink. Ross: Okay! He does so, very gingerly. He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.
And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to Pause Dollywood. Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. Monica: No! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies! She starts to cry, as does Monica. Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay.
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Monica: To Chandler How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!
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Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, laughs but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Laughs Listen, we could always earn more money, okay?
Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? Joey and he both laugh. Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. Ross: chases her Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! Realizes a table of women overheard him. To that table. Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
But I did give him acu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop. This is your fault! I mean, you work, you work really hard for that. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding. They hug and kiss. Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff? Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Monica: I love you.
They kiss. Rachel: sarcastically Yeah. Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn.